Earth is the insane asylum for the universe AND my favorite....... Thankshere a fewno one listening to you till you make a mistake!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Beav practiced on Wally with this one,"Hey Wally is that your face or are you just breaking it in for a monkey? Never give up hope on your dreams..gives you something to do while rolling joints.2.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. if we aren`t so supposed to eat animals, Why are they made with meat????? laugh alone and the world thinks your an idiot......tongue: WORK...... I'm only a social drinker but I smoke crack like a motherf.u.c.k.e.r.3me someone who has a loathing for the general public and I'll show you someone who works retail.4. If you love someone,set them free,if they come back they're yours,if they don't call them at 3am when your drunk.7. I am looking for a little piece and quiet,just give me a piece and then I'll be quiet!
Disgusted that I knew guys who actually thought that these lines would work.
I was almost disgusted when reading these pick up lines!
But once I got the responses I decided to take a different approach and instead write this blog to help the pathetic men out there who think that lines like this will work! ) First off guys, pick up lines like the ones above are cheesy. Lines like this will not ensure a response from her.
” “At first I thought your profile picture was a stock photo! When I first decided to write a blog on online dating pick up lines I was just going to compile a list of the best ones, which would come from the responses to the emails I sent out.
All I ask for in terms of payment is that if one of my openers helps you land a girl, you think of me when you hook up with her (but not, like, in a gay way or anything, be cool).
Not every girl calls for the same opener, so I’ve grouped them based on different situations. Using a Flirty Opener when the girl’s profile clearly calls for an Edgy Opener could lead to disaster.
Humor is a great icebreaker in just about any situation, including trying to get a date.
What's a better line: "How you doin'" or "How you doin'? Sunday priorities: exercise, sleep, or aggressive mimosas?
" The dating app Hinge (it's like Tinder but based more on your Facebook friend group) did some experimenting to find out what kinds of opening messages work best once you've been matched with someone.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead! I shouldn't tell you this one cuz I'm female..I still think its funny. Please standby..next intelligent word out of my mouth may be coming out shortly.12. The trouble with political jokes is they usually get elected. Women are like phones - -they love to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong button - - -you're CUT OFF !