Today, after scrubbing every surface twice a week for a month, I finally found the source of the pee smell in my bathroom. The people who built our house didn't think it was necessary to seal around the toilet. FML Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair.
I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react.
FML Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour.
Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time.
I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. FML Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better.
If you are a writer you may not want people to know who has wrote the book or if you share the same name as someone famous and do not want any confusion amongst readers you can use a pen-name.
Computer users and more prominently people who use the Internet, you may want to use a pseudonym to remain anonymous, but make sure you do not use your pseudonym for important online forms.
Plese use an email address to ensure that your group member receives their pick.
A pseudonym (also known as a Pen Name) is a name you can give yourself for the purpose of anonymity or just to have a better sounding name.